WHY IS THIS GAME SO SCARY!? | Tattletail #1

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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to Tattletail. Now, this is a game about horrible Furby-like monstrosities, trying to kill you in one way or another. I have no idea… what this game is about, specifically, but, all I know is that from the cover art, It’s horrible Furby monstrosities trying to kill ya. And that’s no good. That is no bueno. Okay… Alright, then. *More typer noises and a kind-of nice melody.* *starts laughing* “Open your Christmas present early?!” I don’t wanna do that! I wanna be a good boy! I wanna be a good boy!! Oh boy, I’m not a good boy, am I? Oh man… Am I a child? Is that why everything looks horrible? Oh god, why do I have that? “deal with it” Okay, I’m…

I’m meany At least I know I’m a meany young brat. Oh boy. Oh boy. “Hold Shift to run. Careful! It makes noise” But do I gotta- *thump* Do I gotta worry about waking up my mama? Do I gotta worry about waking anybody at home? *nervous squeal* Alright…*high-pitched voice* Okay. *stressful* He he Oh… shit. Oh, hohohoho! That’s so cool! “Watch the yellow icon on the top right to see when you are making noise” OH THAT’S SO COOL! Oh that’s so cool… Oh, this is weird. Why does- why do my parents just have a sitting room? Why do they just sit in the unfinished basement by themselves? That doesn’t make any sense at all.

What am I looking for? I mean, I know I’m looking for my presents but… oooooh okay. Over here. YEEEEE…YEEEEESH. YEEEEESH. Oh, okay! WoW! OH! Ah okay… Oh noooo OH NO…. HI…OH NO I DON’T WANNA! *Voice of toy* Me Tattletail! Me lo-ove you *Scary noise* oKAY. “He really eats! Grab some food from the upstairs fridge.” (Is this at midnight?) *robotic whirring* Okay… OH NO! OH NO!! I don’t wanna do this- Tattletail: Me Tattletail, Me love you! THAT’S NOT GOOD, TATTLETAIL! HOW ‘BOUT YOU SHUT UP??? Shut up, I need to get upstairs!! And…feed you… *scary noises* Oh boy… okay, alright, I’ll feed you alright Tattletail: Give me a treat! Mark: Okay, alright, I’ll Tattletail: Give me a treat! Okaaaaay!! Tattletail: Hehehehehee! *typing noises* “Brushable hair: Use the brush in the living room to clean Tattletail?” Why do I need to do this!? Why is this a necessity!? Oh god no…

Tattletail: Play time for me! Game on! What did you say? *brushing noises* I don’t know what you said but I don’t like it. Tattletail: Hehehehehehehe! Tattletail: Ahhhhhhh! Tattletail: Me tired! *laughing* Okaay, you tired Oh God……………..Ohohoh nooooooooo! This is the creepiest thing I’ve- *Eerie Sound* Tattletail: Ahhhhhh, Me tired… ok Alright then… Tattletail: It’s dark! It is dark, how do you know that? *Spooky Ting* Okay, alright, ok good bye! Goodbye! Uhuhuhu Tattletail: Ahhhhhhh! me tired… Mark: You should be tired… Okay, kaboosky, Why did I do that? Why did I do that? Ugh, Why do I feel so bad about it! Egh! The fuck was that..? *Weird Tapping Sound* The fuck is that!? *More Of The Weird Tapping Sound* Ooooookkaaaaayyyy *Tapping Sound Is Still There* okkkay Alright I’m not going to listen to the monstroc- *Telephone ring* fucking hell “Don’t answer the phone”? *Telephone keeps ringing* HELLO? *rings and then cuts off* *Static and metallic grinding noises* *More static and metallic grinding* *it stops* Weell! Good to hear from ya buddy! Glad you’re doing well! I’m just gonna go fuck off and go to bed! Oh God, is that my parents room? *nervous shiver* Oh no…

Oh no- this is outside. What the fuck…? Hairball? *Scared voice* Found egg #1! 1 of 22? I don’t know what that means! Why is the front door open!? Mom! Dad! what the hell is going on! Can I close my door? No. Alrighty then. Okay Augh Aughh It feels- Oh my god. Why was that so creepy? Oh, why was that so creepy..? *Starts laughing* I don’t knooow Oh jeez “Investigate the clunking noise”… Oh. Oh okay Alright, Are my parents just removed from this equation? Fuck *clunking noises* Is that just my parents, yknow? “Wrestling”? Oh fuck, dude…

Alright-Oh of course, Oh the clunking is in the basement. The fucking fuck? What the fuck is going on down here? I don’t fucking like it… *clunking noise continues* Euh euh What is that? *Clunking Sounds* Is it Tattletail? It sounds like it might be a laundry machine.. Can’t go there.. The hidden room.. Oh- It is. OH nooho Ohhh nooo shooosh- Loose change.. “Found egg #4”.. Oh boy Tattletail: Hehehehehehehe! OH. Hey… H-Hi.. okay.. Hey buddy. Tattletail: Me dizzy Hehehehehe Yea- Da da de da doo Mark: *Nervous laughter* La la la la laa La la la la Could you.. Could you- COULD YOU SHUT tHE FUCK UP?! *Tattle Tail Lala and Da Daing over Mark* Mark: Hohohohoho La la la la la da da da di do dooo, la la la la la la- What happens if I just let him go and run out of battery? *Tattletails singing gets deeper and slower* Da da da dii daa do doooo la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa La la la la la laa La da, da da da da da di da dooooo La La La La La Laaaah laa la la la laaa Tattletail : Uh ohhhhhhhhhhh (Again) Tattletail: Uh ooooohhh Uhhh ooooohhhh…

*Tattletail keeps on saying Uh Oh very slowly* Uhuhuhuhuuuhuu TT: Uh- Hehehe! Tattletail: Play time for me! Tattletail: Game ooooon! “Let’s have some fun! Find a vase in the basement to play with!” Well I remember there being a vase up there.. But uh I don’t kn- Tattletail: tATTTlEtAIL DATS MEE!!!!!!!!! Yea, that is you alright. That is 100% you. I don’t know where there’d be another vase… Tattletail: lET’s PLAY A GAME!!! OH OKAY, ALRIGHT. LET’S PLAY A GAME. OKAY. Why is th- why is th- Tattletail: mE LOVE PLAY HIDE WITH UUU!!!! Okay would you- You barely know me! Y-You don’t know if you.. LOVE ME. Okay, alright then. pLAYING!! Alright we’re gonna break it- *Sudden suspenseful music* FUCK *eerie noise* Uh oh…uh oh…oh no Tattletail: AAauuHH!! AAAuuHHHH!!!!!! Tattletail: AAAAHHHH!!! Mark: Alright everything’s fine- Tattletail: AAAHHH!!!! *VIGOROUS SHAKING* okay That is a weird ass- Oh no.

“Task: Oh No.”…?! TASK OH NO?!?!!????? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! ohh- *Light goes out* !!! O_O *Shakes flashlight* uuoooohhhh “Wrap tattletail back up”. BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP THERE?! Tattletail: tATTLETAIL DAAATSSSS MEEEEE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP THERE?!?!!? Oh it’s.. A cellar door.. oh okay alright then oKAY, ALRIGHT! I’LL WRAP YOU BACK UP NOW. *Sobs* Tattletail: Tattletail goo hoooome!! “Some events and creatures make your flashlight go out”? Tattletail: Mama Scaaaaaaary..! ok alright GO TO BED PLEASE. *SHAKE* Nothing bad’s gonna happen right? Nothing bad’s gonna happen on the way back RIGHT? Why didn’t I notice these eggs before? French fry.. FOUND EGG #6. OK, I’m not gonna find all the eggs, that’s for sure, because I already missed some on the first night.. oh boy Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello. *Knocking* WHO’S THERE?!?!?!?! HUH? WHO’S THEEEEREEEE?? I’m gonna answer the door… fuck *Person keeps knocking* HELLO? I’m trying to…trying to answer… Hello *SHAKE* *knocking continues* Hello? Hello? HEEEEEEEELLOO? Eeehh Y’ello? Y’ello? Okay y’know what you keep bangin’ I’m just gonna go to bed now. IMMA GO TO BED…I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NIGHTMARE LAND.

I don’t know what the FUCK’S goin on.. *Mystery Sci-fi music* Doo doo doo doo doo “Grab flashlight” OH. ALRIGHT THEN. THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE?! “The grinding noise” OH, OH THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL “GRINDING”? OH OKAY. I think I’d call it “The wails of the damned” All of my nightmares congregating into one area. fuck EEEee NUUAAHHH MOOOOMM? MOM ARE YOU USING YOUR “PRIVATE TOY” AGAIN? MooOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM *SHAKE noise* Okay, you know what, Mom? It’s okay, I’ll-I’ll investigate it on mY OWN. *Grinding noise continues* the fuck is that..? The fUCK IS THAT?? uh oh no *Grinding noise continues* eee Okay, there’s- OH GOOD. OH GOOD!! HOW COULD I MISS THEM? DOLL HAIR! BEAUTIFUL It’s like– IT’S A FUCKING TRAIL. Oh nooo *Crash noise* Broken crayon… what the fuck is that What the fuck is that.. The fuck is that? THE FUCK IS THAAAT? THE FUCK IS THAHAAAAAT?? Fingernail clippings, great. Hello. “Load cassette into Mama”? OH It’s Mama Tattletail! *Creepy children-like music plays.* Mama: The children thought that Mama would NEVER find them. Mama: As long as she couldn’t see them. *music continues to play * Mama: Turn the page! Mama: But Mama could still HEAR the children.

Mama: The pitter patter of their little feet lead Mama RIGHT to them. Mama: Turn the page! Mama: Then Mama found the children, every last one. Mama: And put them right back to bed *Starts sounding like she’s deactivating* Okay. Thanks Mama.. oh no.. OH NO mama.. nO MAMA NO NO MAMA NO!!!! EEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUH *Faint laughter* I don’t want none of it- Find Tattletail upstairs.. *Starts crying* WHO’S GIVING ME THESE TASKS????? *Sobs* Who’s telling me what to do? the fuck is going on Moooommm? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? *Tattletail is laughing * MOOOOOOOOOM?? *Tattletail is still laughing* oh * laughing* okay- HI! How you’re doing little buddy?? Oh how you’re doing? Okay let’s- LET’S STOP PLAYING WITH WHATEVER THE HELL you’re playing with.. Tattletail: *Talking while laughing * ME LOVE PLAY TIME WITH UUU!!!! Tattletail: Show me Mama! Are you talking about MY mama or YOUR mama? YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT MY MAMA OR YOUR MAMA??? I’M JUST GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS NOW! I don’t know what it’s gonna mean when I “bring you to Mama” I DON’T KNOW WHY I NEED TO BRING YOU TO MAMA Tattletail: Tattletail, dazz meeee~ Yeah it sure is isn’t it…

Does the- Does the noise even mean anything? What does the noise mean?? WHAT DOES THE NOISE MEAN?? *Dramatic noise* Tattletail: Where’s Mama? (the face of pure torture) Tattletail: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, me tired. ~I don’t know where Mama is, I don’t want to know where Mama is~ I don’t wanna know where Mama is Tattletail: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, me tired! I bet you are! I bet you are- I don’t know how you keep coming out of your box.

BUT YOU GET THE FUCK BACK IN. “Clean up Tattletail’s mess” Oh the one he made upstairs- oh okay. Okay alright, it’s not so bad Just gotta get it done.. Apparently- I don’t even need to worry about anything about hearing me! Or atleast not- hEEeiy *scary music* ooohhh *tense scary heartbeat* NOOOOO HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY I HAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Mama: Mama’s looking after you.. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *creepy music gets louder* THIS IS FUUCKING BUUUUUUUULLSHITTTTTTT AH!! FUCKING FUCK!! Mama: Come to Mama.. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU. I DON’T WANT ANY!! MAMA CAN GO FUCK OFF! I’VE GOT A MAMA. AND SHE’S A BETTER MAMA THAN YOU’D EVER BE!! It’s… OH! OH GOOD! THAT’S A GOOD HINT. THAT’S A GOOD HINT. AAaaaaAah!! *Girly screams* o-k!! Okayyy hhAAAAAhhh Oh mY gODDD the fUUCK? Oh man.

Ohh maann oh fuck man.. Oh, that’s fucking terrifying… God damnit.. Okay, alright, Okay. Alright, okay. Alright. I’m gonna put a pause… I’m gonna put a pause on that one. I’m gonna put a little pause. We’re gonna pause, we’re gonna pause. Just hold on.. (Tattletail: Me hungry!) “Investigate the chattering coming from outside” *Starts laughing” NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We’re gonna pause- *Tattletail starts singing* We’re just gonna pause We’re gonna pause this. We’re gonna put it on pause.. “Continue: Funny Games” *Starts chuckling* Ohoo booyyy Okay…So. *Quietly* This is fucking terrifying… It’s fucking terrifying… *Stressed hiccup* It’s fucking terrifying! OH MY GOODDD IT’S SO FUCKING SCARY!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHYYYY!! WHY IS THAT SCARY? WHY???! *Starts sobbing again* But either way, That’s the first part of Tattletail.

I’ll- I’ll definitely do more of this game but… My god, I don’t know if I can *Starts laughing* hANDLE tHAT. So either way. Thank you everybody so much for watching. You can play this game through Steam, I’ll put a link down in the description. Let me know what you thought of it! Cause holy shit. That was fucking terrifying. So thank you again, and as always. I will see YOU.. In the next video! Buh-bye! *music*.

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